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Your own private AI

The freezer's already stocked. This kit puts one in your kitchen.

A private AI that runs on your own computer. Free to use, nobody watching, works even offline. No coding — set up in about 15 minutes.

Free to run Private — stays on your machine Works offline
The simple idea

AI isn't magic in someone else's building.

Think of AI like a giant freezer, already filled with millions of ready-made answers — cooked ahead of time by studying nearly everything ever written. When you ask something, it doesn't start from scratch. It grabs what fits and heats it up in seconds. The expensive part is already done. This kit puts a full freezer right in your own kitchen — on your own laptop, yours to open as often as you like.

Start to finish · about 15 min

How it works, in three steps

STEP 01 · one time

Stock the freezer

Install the free AI and download its ready-made stock. The hard part was done long ago — you're just filling your freezer.

STEP 02

Open the door

Start the app and open a simple chat screen on your own laptop. A green light means your private AI is live and ready.

STEP 03

Grab and go

Ask anything. Answers come from your own freezer, free. Want something gourmet? Call in a paid chef only when you choose.

You're always in control

Two freezers. You pick which one to open.

Every answer is labelled — free or paid — so you always know which one served you. Never surprised, never locked in.

Your home freezer

Free · runs on your machine

Stocked on your own computer. Unlimited, private, no cost. Handles your everyday questions — and works with no internet at all.

$0 to run · always

Nothing here connects back to us. Your machine, your keys, your data.

Straight answers

The things people ask first

Is this really free? +

The everyday model runs on your own machine at no cost — no subscription, no per-question fee. The only thing you'd ever pay for is the optional paid chef, and only if you switch it on and use it.

Is it hard to set up? +

If you can install an app and follow a recipe, you can do this. About 15 minutes, step by step, no coding. The kit includes a plain-language guide.

Is my stuff private? +

The free model runs entirely on your computer — those questions never leave it. Nothing here connects back to us. The only time anything goes out is if you turn on the paid option, and then it goes straight to your own OpenAI account and nowhere else.

Do I need to be online? +

No. Once the freezer's stocked, the free AI works with the internet completely off.

Can I use it on my phone? +

Yes. You keep it running on a computer (or your own small server) and open it from your phone's browser. The screen is built to work on a phone. The guide walks you through it.

What do I actually get? +

A small app you run yourself and a step-by-step setup guide. You install a free local AI, run the app, and start chatting — with an optional paid backup you control.

Own it in 15 minutes

Put the freezer in your own kitchen.

Free to run. Private by default. Yours to keep. Download the kit and follow the guide — you'll be talking to your own AI before the coffee's cold.

Runs on Windows, Mac, or Linux · No account with us required